kris….. tell me why i’m making fucking mac and cheese and i get fifty email notifications from mark zuckerburg that my home address is being blasted across twitter.com! why the hell has blue michelle obama liked and commented on every single post?! not only that, i’ve received an email from the us government with this image. what the hell is this kris. i’ve been notified that i am on a no-fly list for 30 years, i have been banned from my local chili’s, and mark zuckerburg is personally sending targetted missiles to my location! day in and day out i am getting emails and in the tagline of every email is “susie’s idea”. what the hell does that mean kris?! and for what?! what am i so guilty of?! eating a meal? a succulent tv dinner meal? oh and now mark zuckerburg’s gonna come for me? just ‘cause i show a little bit of antenna on the facebook timeline? some lightners are throwing ass at my screen 24/7, but it’s a problem when i post a little bit of tenna?! mark zuckerburg is allowed to watch me whenever he pleases! but when i hand deliver him that shit he wants to ban me? for my next physical challenge, i’m going to pipe down mark- and i am sick and tired of recieving marketing emails from wd gaster asking if i am interested in “dark world enlargement supplements”. i have already said yes. i don’t know how many more times i can say yes. please send them to me! at this point, i’m shadow banned from multiple states, i’m on a hitlist for multiple governments, and for what?! showing a little bit of news in 2001? oh and it’s my fault asriels a little freak?! it’s the family tv’s fault he became a little freak? ‘cause i let him watch a little alvin and the chipmunks 3? you tell me what man watches alvin and the chipmunks 3 and doesn’t have a life changing experience. look i’m just saying the glove didn’t fit- i don’t know how he could have done it. we were all seeing the same thing. i’m not saying i voted for joe biden- i just endorsed him- i- sobbing i should never have let him watch alvin and the chipmunks 3…. sobbing if i had known he was going to have been into that kind of thing i would have never let him watch alvin and the chipmunks 3…. sobbing kris i’m sorry.. sob i’m so sorry… continued sobbing kris.. i’m responsible for your parents divorce…. if… sobbing if i had known asgore was going to be into that kind of thing i would had never let him watch alvin and the chipmunks 3…. sobbing opens dark world

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